If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat
when u burn someone in front of ur friends
I just don’t understand what people want Taylor Swift to write songs about? Cats? Ikea? Biochemistry?
I hate when people mention someone in their life by their name without providing me with any context about who this person is.
“So Dylan and I went to yoga class yesterday — ”
Hold it right there. Who the fuck is Dylan. Your boyfriend? Your arch nemesis? Your brother? Your pet sea monkey? Your therapist? Your favourite fictional character? Are you on a first-name basis with your dad? Last-name basis with Bob? WHO THE FUCK IS DYLAN.